Ok so it's been a while. I've been caught up in the chaos that is medical school. But quite an interesting story happened today at school that is worthy of a post. So today a crazed woman strolled into the dental clinic at my school...But of course true to Florida, this was no ordinary crazed woman. Oh no. The woman was covered in ashes...and not wearing any pants. She began brandishing a fire extinguisher, screaming that she had a bomb and was going to set it off. Where she would supposedly fit said bomb, with what the lack of pants and all, was beyond my guess. At any rate, and this is where I am a bit sketchy on the details, but either she set fire to something, or she pulled the fire alarm. People, of course, began to leave the building when the alarm went off. And that was when said crazed woman stole the coat of a doctor, ran outside, and stole a landscaping cart.
She took off in the cart, eventually running into a few classmates of mine who were on their way to lecture, to which she immediately demanded their pants. Of course the students reacted in the typical way one would when a strange person walks up to you and demands your pants. That is to say it was something along the lines of "Are you fucking serious?" The crazy woman quickly grew angry, screaming at them and demanded that they take their pants off and give them to her. And that was when my classmates realized 3 important things.
1. The woman was indeed not wearing pants.
2. The woman was actually serious about them handing their pants over to her.
3. The woman had absolutely no way of forcing them to depart with their pants.
I believe the crazed pants-less cart thief quickly realized the 3rd thing as well, and took off with the cart into a parking garage, all the while now pursued by a mass of police. She was apprehended soon afterwards. Well damn, that was a hell of a way to start a Monday.
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